Completely unable to resist posting this, since it's just so weird... Thanks to Camden:

Your Homocidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Chainsaw
Your Favorite Target:	Nuns
Your Kill Count:	1,250,428,282
Your Battle Cry:	"Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	23
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$192,620,577,369,802
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 45%
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And if you go with my full name, well...

Your Homocidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Your own bare hands
Your Favorite Target:	People from Florida
Your Kill Count:	956,506,828
Your Battle Cry:	"Moo!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	9
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$159,568,375,333,717
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 100%
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100% homocidal insanity level. Dear lord. Maybe I should stay away from Nikos.