My computer is being evil. It took me about 30 minutes to connect to the Internet. And it wasn't just repeated failed attempts to dial up... No, I had to be taunted by the computer. It connected 2 times -- and of course, each connection took at least 10 minutes to achieve -- but the connection was so horrible that it didn't allow me to do anything. Grr. So I had to start over.

Eleventy-one appears to be down. Of course, I cannot be sure if it's actually down or if the demons in my computer are playing tricks on me. So, Jonathan, what gives?