Not in bed yet, of course. Decided to do this instead:

Choose a band or artist and use song titles to answer:

Sleater-Kinney

Are you male or female: Modern Girl
Describe yourself: Jenny
How do some people feel about you: Good Things
How do you feel about yourself: The Drama You've Been Craving
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Leave You Behind
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Words and Guitar
Describe where you want to be: Far Away
Describe what you want to be: I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone
Describe how you live: Living In Exile
Describe how you love: What's Mine is Yours
Share a few words of wisdom: God is a Number

Amusing, if not entirely accurate at parts. Now to scrub my hands so they stop smelling like onions, then to bed.