Well, the closet was defeated... And I live to fight another day (namely the battle of my desk, which will be grim). Going through my clothes, I realized 2 things: 1) If my arms were about 1.5 inches shorter, I would have an easier time finding long-sleeve shirts and 2) In this poor economy, I may have single-handedly kept Hot Topic from going bankrupt. I have lots and lots of band T-shirts from there... Which leads to a 3rd observation: without jeans and T-shirts, I would be screwed.

I think I'm done being productive for the day...