Thursday, March 04, 2004

Just so you know...

Sin sprang from Satan's head, making her Satan's daughter. But then Satan slept with her, and she became pregnant. Then the war occurred in Heaven, and Satan and his rebel angels were cast into Hell. Sin was also banished to Hell, where she gave birth to Death (well, sort of... More like Death gnawed his way out of the womb...). Death apparently had no infant stage, because he immediately chased down Sin, his mother, and raped her. Sin got pregnant again, this time with Hellhounds. There was another gruesome birth, only this one turned her lower half into that of a serpent. And of course, the Hellhounds feel the need to crawl back into Sin's womb and be reborn every hour.

So. Sin is Satan's daughter as well as his mistress. And Death is their son, but he's also Sin's half-brother as well as her rapist. And the Hellhounds are Sin and Death's children, making them Satan's grandchildren or something.

Milton, you are one sick and messed up man.

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