Taken from the lovely Joy, since the last question made me feel somewhat obligated. If you're so inclined, reply with the answers.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal (or Xanga or blog of another sort) and see what I say about you?

I am contemplating both my paper and sleep. If I do sleep, however, it will only be a nap. This paper must be done. Grr.