My toenails are no longer black. *tear*

I just got back from Target. It was cool, mainly for one simple reason: The escalator. First off, I've never seen a 2-story tall Target... But this one did have 2 stories, which meant it had an escalator. This raises a problem: How does one get the shopping cart down or up? Solution: Construct a cart escalator. It's actually more of a conveyor belt thing that reminded me of the way a roller coaster is set up, but it was still immensely neat. We were all very impressed.